...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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