If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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