it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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