Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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