Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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