dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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