It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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