ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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