i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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