P.S. I can't hear my feet
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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