I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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