we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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