Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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