evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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