Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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