4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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