so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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