My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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