i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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