I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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