I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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