There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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