I'm gonna have a badass scar
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You've changed since you got that strap on
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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