Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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