What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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