She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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