Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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