I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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