Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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