Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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