Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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