am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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