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OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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