I need help removing her.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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