Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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