So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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