awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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