I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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