Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
