Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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