At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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