are you so shy because you have an std?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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