you have to choose: penises or morals?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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