Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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