So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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