Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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