you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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