he thought i was a dude.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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