i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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