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• (561): View more from Florida

  hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?

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  i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  just left the emergency room. condom extraction.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.

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• (415): View more from California

  Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  And I can feel feelings now and they hurt

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (903): View more from Texas

  You're a waste of cheezeits

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• (561): View more from Florida

  And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.

  (313): View more from Michigan

  I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.

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• (707): View more from California

  He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...

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