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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.

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  I don't know you.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.

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  haha i know

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...

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  Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.

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• (716): View more from New York

  According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.

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