so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
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