she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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