jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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