you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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