First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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