I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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