i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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