did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You can't special order awesome
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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